A Chaos-Crafted Guide for Colorfully Quirky Creatures with Boundaries and Beadable Pens

Are you tired of dealing with toxic vibes and negative energies in your life?
People who drain your spirit faster than your phone dies during Mercury Retrograde?

Well babe, you’re in luck—because I’ve brewed a potion of humor, hexes, and high-vibe sarcasm to help you spiritually declutter your life.

Welcome to:

13 Hilarious Hexes to Banish Toxic People from Your Life

Your sass-drenched guide to reclaiming your joy, your glitter, and your sacred space.

These aren’t your grandma’s spells (unless she was wildly petty and extremely fabulous).
These are CQ Hexes™—playful, powerful, and perfect for those moments when sage just isn’t enough.

🧷 How This Works:

Each hex includes:

• A spicy description

• A 3-line rhyming spell (because rhyme makes it realer)

• Unapologetic Colorfully Quirky vibes

Use them as journal prompts, mini rituals, or simply as emotional support when someone’s energy is funkier than expired moon water.

🧃 CQ Blessing to Close

Let’s be clear:
These hexes won’t fix people.
They’ll recenter you.
They’ll help you laugh when crying feels too obvious.
They’ll remind you that your boundaries are sacred—even when they’re wrapped in petty poetry.

You are not dramatic.
You are divinely done.

Stay magical.
Stay mischievous.
And remember: You are the spell. 💅✨

Enjoy!!