Because Tinder’s a Trash Portal and My Higher Self Has Snacks

Hey there, you gloriously weird Gen X goddesses who are single, sacred, and sooo not in the mood to mingle with another man who "doesn’t believe in astrology but is a total Capricorn."
Hard pass, Dave.

If dating apps make you want to Sage your phone and your soul, welcome to the rebellion.

Introducing the latest sacred-but-sassy dating trend:
Romancing your higher self.
Yes, babe. We’re going full spiritual situationship—with ourselves.

Because Mortals Are Exhausting, and My Higher Self Gets Me

Let’s be honest. Most first dates don’t end with soul activation and cosmic laughter. They end with “he said WHAT about shadow work?” and you rage-texting your bestie while elbow-deep in Nutella.

Meanwhile, your higher self?
She:

• Always holds space for your meltdowns

• Thinks you’re hot and spiritually evolving

• Knows your worth without needing a résumé, credit score, or astrological compatibility chart (but let’s be real, she checks that too)

So, What Does Dating Your Higher Self Even Look Like?

Picture this:
✨ A candlelit dinner for one (you).
✨ Wearing the outfit you actually love.
✨ Asking deep, weird, glittery questions like:

“What would I do today if I didn’t need validation from anyone?”
“What do I secretly love about myself when no one’s watching?”
“Is there a snack that can double as emotional support and dessert?”
(Answer: Yes. It’s fries.)

You bring the beaded pen. She brings the cosmic downloads.
Together, you're unstoppable.

Activities Include (But Are Not Limited To):

• Journaling affirmations that start with “Dear Hot Divine Me…”

• Pulling oracle cards and pretending it’s flirty banter

• Making a playlist that screams “This Is My Main Character Era”

• Taking yourself on a spiritual staycation (aka locking the door, lighting a candle, and ignoring humanity)

And yes—your Disaster Dolls™ are welcome. Just maybe don’t let Darla Dread™ plan the itinerary.

But Does This Actually Do Anything?

YES, YOU MAGICAL MUSHROOM.
When you love yourself this deeply and weirdly, a few things happen:

• You raise your vibration. (Not in a performative “high vibe only” way, but in a “my soul just fist-bumped me” way.)

• You magnetize people who get your magic.

• You stop wasting time auditioning for people who wouldn’t recognize a goddess if she hit them with a glitter wand.

Also: you get to wear whatever you want to date night. Including pajama pants and an aura mist.

Let’s Make It Tangible

Want to try it? Here’s your starter kit:

🧁 Pull a card from the Hexed & Hugged set.
📝 Scribble a note to yourself on it with your favorite beaded pen.
💌 Light a candle, eat something sacred (like cereal straight from the box), and read it aloud like a love letter.

You just dated your higher self.
No awkward silences. No weird cologne. No bill to split.

CQ Blessing to Close:

May your solitude feel like soul alignment.
May your journal hold your truest love letters.
And may your higher self always bring the snacks and the sass.

Because honestly? She’s a 10.
And she’s already into you.